“I’m not cranky! I’m under caffeinated. That’s right, my fun-meter is pegged and I’m flat out of give-a-damn. If you want me to care see me tomorrow. ” Why can’t stupid people just leave me alone?
If thoughts like these pass through your mind, you are not alone. The world is filled with many people. Some would say to many people and to many of those people are stupid and insist on speaking to me before I’ve had enough coffee. It may have something to do with working the night shift. I admit it’s reasonable to expect everyone to be fully caffeinated by 5 P.M.
That said. If you speak to me again before my second cup, I will hurt you.
The New Word Wars 