Nice and dangerous?

I’m not sure if it should be something like “Do not disturb” or “Approach with caution”. Both were appropriate for a long time. Add, only open in times of war, dangerous content, not appropriate for children, contains content and images that may be disturbing. For a long time, I just radiated violence like a warning tag. DON’T POKE THE BEAR! I was a little hurt and sometimes shocked by how people reacted to me.

I’m a nice guy. Really, in spite of everything I say about myself, I love little kids and old people and never seem to have a hard time approaching them. I’d pull up to the playground and flag down a water ice truck and treat everyone and just drive away. I’d get complaints because I blocked and intersection and helped an old lady with her groceries cross the street. I tried not to hurt people and do good where I could.

I guess my tag line needs to be both, nice and dangerous. I will give you the shirt off of my back if you need it, just don’t try to take it.

Daily writing prompt
If humans had taglines, what would yours be?