I’m a guy. My idea of shopping is, if I need something, figure out who sells it run in and out as fast as possible. I’ve been dressing the same since high school, Levi’s, t-shirts, some type of boot or running shoes. Clothes aren’t that hard to manage. My hobbies are expensive enough that I will spend time researching before I buy anything. The idea of shopping doesn’t fill me with joy.

To task then. I do have women in my life who enjoy shopping and would probably appreciate it if I updated my sense of style. I would let them decide the where and when. Subject only to my personal objections. I refuse to wear red, makes me look funny. As usual, I would divert them from altering me by suggesting that they should find something nice. When my feet start to hurt, we could stop by a beauty a salon for mani/pedi. I love having my calves massaged. And, since I was such a good boy, possibly a stop by a local brewery for beverages and such.

Daily writing prompt

Where would you go on a shopping spree?

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