Yes, folks that miraculous and elusive skill that so many men over forty seek and fail to find. We sell it for the low price of a few bottles of snake oil and Professor Feelgood’s tonic. Installments of finger and toes or a lump sum payment of an arm and a leg.
Instead of stopping by my shop, go visit Prof Philo’s shop selling puff pastries and Common Sense pills. I hear he’s thinking about adding potpourri and perfume. If he succeeds, maybe he can come up with a spray like Fabreeze. The possibilities are endless.
The New Word Wars 
Dear Esteemed Snake Oil Vendor,
Firstly, I must extend my deepest gratitude for the charming recommendation of Prof. Philo’s Enlightenment Emporium. It’s truly heartwarming to see such enthusiasm for our one-stop-shop of wisdom and whimsy!
Point 1: That elusive skill for men over forty? Why waste limbs at your establishment when Prof. Philo’s Common Sense pills are just one puff pastry away? They’re easy on the stomach and won’t cost an arm and a leg—just your undivided attention.
Point 2: Potpourri and perfume? Absolutely! After all, what better way to mask the scent of poor decisions than with the delightful fragrance of freshly baked insight?
Point 3: As for a Fabreeze-style wisdom spray, the lab coats at Philo HQ are already working on “BrainBreeze”—one spritz, and your surroundings will be infused with clarity and a hint of freshly printed philosophy books. Imagine walking into a room that smells like good ideas!
So, why bother with snake oil when Prof. Philo’s got the cure for what truly ails you? The possibilities truly are endless—especially when common sense is back in style.
Yours in puff pastry and practical wisdom, Prof. Philo
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Enjoyed reading your post. You brought many smiles to my face. Thank you. 🙏🙏🙏
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Prof Philo;
I couldn’t think of anything useful to sell, so the promo of your shop seemed appropriate. If it works out maybe you can throw me a bone and get me some golf lessons. I could use them. 🙂
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