Bored Gen-X kids come up with the best ideas! Everybody knows it. They got locked outside for the day and had to entertain themselves. By the time they can drive, the best ones rise, like cream to the top. Hurricane season? Cool, plan parties on the beach, watch the storm roll in, find someone with a fake I.D. to buy the beer. Bonus points for mattress surfing! If you’re close enough to the beach, wait until summer and lure tourists into rip tides and shark beds. Plan it out and sell chances for date of attacks, throw a fish-fry at the close of the season to announce the winner.
What’s that? You say you don’t live near a beach but that sounds good? Well, those feral Floridian Gen-Xers have the answer. Fuck Around and Find out! That’s right. FAFO! You thought it was just a drunk redneck saying, but it’s a game too. Now you can play, too! It’s Easy!
Print out the wheels, paste them on a picket board and spin away! If that’s too much work, throw dice, or pin the tail on the get-a-way. No need to decide where you’re going or what you’re doing. Just follow the wheel blindly and off you go. That’s right, you can go to Disney and donate your liver to a healthy ocean ecology. Not a fan of the mouse. Try Myrtle Beach and mix golf and Boogey Boards! Texas BBQ and spear fishing in the Gulf!
That’s right! Fuck Around and Find Out! Brought to you by Shark Week and Friends of Thinning the Herd.
(This product is not intended for use and is meant as a joke. If you’re not smart enough to figure that out, please play immediately and leave the gene-pool.)
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