
“All you need is the Columbian sun. and rich Columbian coffee…”
The first hour of my day probably isn’t pretty. I’m bald, so bedhead makes me look like I have corduroy for skin. I stumble into the kitchen and make strong coffee by instinct because thought is beyond me. If you encounter the uncaffeinated me in the wild, do not approach. While my anti-murder juice is brewing, I’ll stumble around confused and scratching myself. After the first cup I can usually manage more than a grunt and clothing if I haven’t done so yet. By the third, I’m human again. By the end of the first pot, I’ll be able to face the world.
I like to blame a lot of things on growing up in a Cajun house. I started drinking coffee at about 3 years old, cafe au’ late. Now, it’s strong and black with a touch of sugar. Now it’s a habit of almost 60 years. That’s what my morning looks like a cup of coffee. Well, a lot of cups of coffee.
“If you encounter the uncaffeinated me in the wild, do not approach.”
I should also update my bio of my shop. The day I don’t drink my tea, I feel like shit for the whole day. Can’t even properly serve the customers. That’s why the first thing I do in the morning is to drink a cup of tea.
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