Work with me here. Santa keeps a list of who is naughty and nice, right? Well, he’s busy so I suppose he has little elf helpers to do things like keep the Naughty and Nice list. The Nice list is full of boring people who never push the boundaries or have any “real” fun. I’m not interested in that list. I want the Naughty list.

The Naughty list would naturally be kept by a bad elf. The one who doesn’t make good toys or clean his room. He probably gets in trouble for joy-riding the reindeer and eating Santa’s cookies, too. Now, think about that list, full of troublemakers, the ones who color outside the lines and don’t want to follow the crown. Bad girls and boys. They are going to be interesting at the very least. I want to know who to keep an eye on in the future.

And, if Santa keeps a Naughty and Nice list for adults, I wouldn’t mind having a look at that while I was at it. It would make for an interesting dating app.